Sales pich of the day

AGONIZER: "We'll make it easy for you, suckboy. We will simply warn you: if you buy a TX-1, your kid will become a Negro, thus further reducing your property values and making your hypocritical white neighbors DESPISE you--'cuz you're obviously a property-value fairy. Your hamster will die in a very inconvenient and dark place, OUCHIE STINKIE. Your septic tank will explode. Your fat ugly wife will leave you for a 17-year-old nosepicking skateboarder. And your dog will chew your genitals off. (Golly, I'd pay good money to see that.)"

Random Personal Picture Finder

This is too much fun. Many formats of digital camera outputs are added to a random number (dcp####.jpg for Kodak, IMG_####.jpg for Canon, etc.) and sent to google.

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Found via Gadgetmadness

It's a day

It's been a slow and uneventful week unfolding here in the void. Sat in the porch last night in a wonderful thunderstorm while smoking and drinking with my girlfriend. I would like to go to Bonoroo this summer purely to see one act- David Byrne. I don't see that happening though as I am so out of that loop. Maybe I'm just getting old because something tells me if I was still 23 Id been to every one of the Bonnaroo events.

Big time stoner post found on a message board

VonSur
fountain of youth, Mn
Date of Report: May 15
Morel Madness Message:
jus been sackin em up like female sativas at harvest time, the big ol goldens ere evrywhere....so is the chronic...nothin better than fat sacks! Saw some dude in my spot, so a BUD and i drove up on either side of the valley, knew he was tryin to get the chrondo and sack up the shroomies, lil weasle got a good lot of boomdiggities but did NOT get the chrondo stumps evywhere. Repeat DID NOT get the chronic! whew what a relieve been growin fo years n don' want the spot taampered with but apparently some people think it is ok to trespass and pick shroombers, this is unacceptable to land owners with chronic, i jus can not understand the mentality of the non chrondo puffaliscious sticky icky morel guide. i mean what else can get the concentration brought to the correct shroomer boomer level? except the herbaliscious chrondo with super skunk essence to keep ticks away?


Monday, May 17, 2004 at 12:33:34 (PDT)

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In the "Hey these taste great!" category

Newsday.com: Man Becomes Ill After Gorging on Cicadas

Wish I had seen them back then

Cloudy and rainy the past few days. Spent time at the lake the past few days. Baby back ribs and a little R&R always does the mind good.

A day into west deep

Not a lot to report here lately. I have to help tally a union workers election with MicroVotes' absentee card readers later this evening. One of these almost flew under my grill while driving into work.
Spring and its smells of forsythia and lilac are rocking strong. I love this month in Indiana, as it seems to make living here bearable with all the lush growth.
One of these almost flew under my grill while driving into work.